Worst song lyrics evah

We can do better can't we?

Here's a list which started this:

32 worst lyrics of all time

And here's some suggestions I have gleaned:

It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
--Alanis Morissette

I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly
I'd fly above the trees
Over the seas in all degrees
To anywhere I please
Oh I want to get away
I want to fly away
Yeah yeah yeah
--Lenny Kravitz?

Too hot to handle, too cold to hold.
They call the Ghostbusters and they're in control.
Had them throwing a party for a bunch of children.
When all the while, the slime was under the building.
So they packed up, regrouped, got a grip, camera quick.
Grabbed their proton packs on their backs and they split.
Found out about Vigo, the master of evil.
Try to battle my boys, that's not legal.

--Bobby Brown

We stayed in by the telly although the room was smelly?
--Squeeze

You said to trust you, you'd never hurt me
Now, I'm disgusted, since then adjusted
Certainly, you fooled me, ridiculed me
Left me hangin', now shit's boomerangin'
--Puff Daddy

Diviner than the dolphin, that there is none
'cause dolphins just-a like to have a lot of fun
No one tells 'em how their life is run
And no one points at them with a gun
They have a lot of love for every living creature
The smile of a dolphin is a built in feature
They be movin' in schools but everyone's the teacher
Someday mister dolphin, I know I'm go'n to meetcha
--Red Hot Chillie Peppers

I don't like cities, but I like New York.
Other places make me feel like a dork.
--Madonna

I'm afraid of the dark,
especially when I'm in a park,
I don't want to see a ghost,
it's the sight that I fear most.
--Des'ree

and my personal fav:

I'm as serious as cancer
When I tell you rhythm is a dancer
--Snap

and one from the charts right now:

Shakira, Shakira,
I never really knew that she could dance like this,
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
--Fugees feat. Shakira

Anything else?